CRUSH OF THE MONTH:APRIL

JAILBAIT:

Word up. So i'm on the Jailbait tip as always. Come on I can't help myself.

TAKE YOUR PICK:

JAMES OSTERLUND:
So James is one fine piece of Osterlund ass. Seems to run in the fam. He is pretty pretty pretty goodlookin just like the other one(PAUL duhhh!!). He plays tennis, goes to Rio Rancho High and is supa smart. He's been molded by the best of the best. Mos Def one of Burque's Finest. I'm also pretty sure he's up on his b-ball game and soccer game.  Quite the catch for the younger ladies fo sho fo sho.  James definitely has it going on. I think even I've hit on him in a moment of weakness(of course that was over 3 months ago {maybe longer-my bad J.Osterlund} or some shiz).  On his facebook his interests include: HOT BABES, MUSIC,SCIENCE, ART,and  PHILOSOPHY(yes I did my Facebook market research ). Can't really go wrong with that.  He Hails C-Town where all the flyassdudes are at. DUH. I mean I dunno if you've ever tapped that demographic but DAMNN boys be unreal in Corrales fo real. He's totally funny and witty and he also has an awesome personality to back up his cute self. So when all is said and done. He's just a great guy and total babe. He is close with a particular lady she is quite fine as well and shes the girl C.O.M..  You can FB friend him here.

Photo by Julia L.

but not this one.

  Or This One

 ROSABELLE EALES:
This Awesome Jewish Sweetie is soo absolutely beautiful and on top of that she is super interesting and happens to be my sister from another mister. I absolutely adore this girl and if you knew her you probs would adore her too. She is like one of the most beautiful girls I have ever known and yes boys. I have seen her naked. LOLZ..be jealous.  She's a fineass fo sho. She goes to Pius and writes her spanish papers in Hebrew!!! She was born in London and also grew up in Berkeley. Talk about dope.as.fuck. She is most certainly a heartbreaker just like yours truly. SO WATCH OUT(j/k) but no really.  She's super well rounded. She's traveled quite a bit, is super articulate and listens to some pretty sweet tunes. She also has this Fugazi shirt that I want.  She's got super cute styles and when she's not with me going on wild vacations you can find her at home snuggling her teddy bears(na, I wish that that though). She's super colorful and I just really enjoy her company. You can Facebook friend her here. You can tell she's a chosen one.

These Photos by Me: J.Lightning.

But Not This One.

Here you guys go...feast your eyes on a beautiful couple( i also did not take this picture although i wish i could of seen them at their dance..cutes)

tucson.moments

Alright, so theKEEKS, Rosabelle and I went to Tucson to see toro y moi. Turns out we got sooo high on the way up to tucson that we couldn't even hold our heads up. So we went to go eat at In N' Out where we saw heinous ass chicks that had obviously been beaten at a game of softball and looked like they should of been  shucking corn and drinking mountain dew in the Appalachians. We all felt sooo out of place, and then I recalled a previous time I had been to that exact In N' Out and there were only hollister/abercrombie/aeropostale bros and hos there. We looked like complete and total freaks and everyone gave us nasty looks: TUCSON you don't know whats up and in the words of paul.o. they were not picking up what we were putting down at all. Then we were gonna go back to the hotel and get ready and were gonna catch the show but when we got there we realized the venue was a bar and I went in and asked if you had to be 21 and they said yea, well as we all know Rosabelle is barely legal and we knew if we left her alone she would end up on girls gone wild and since I'm the only one allowed to see her boobs for profit, we knew we had to figure something else to do. We tried to take rosabelle into a bar and they def asked for our id's and I was like, "huh?? we're out," and left,  tried walking around for a while finally capitulating and spending 10bills each on terrible desserts and then picked up more ciggs/40s and went back to the hotel. We got more lifted and Kiki and Rosabelle decided to get in this jacuzzi that was in our room. I tried to get in but I was too high and I couldn't even open my eyes...I also tried to open my giant stella artois and couldn't do it no one could do it. So that stella and I cashed out around 1:30am I literally fell asleep cuddling that beer I was so sad I couldn't open it. Rosabelle puked(not from drinking).  Next day we went to breakfast went shopping picked up In N Out for the road and booked it the fuck out of Tucson. "Tucson, Its been real but we are leaving you," because, no offense, but that place pretty much sucks. So theKEEKS, Rosabelle and I drove for a while and went to go see THE THING, you know its like this touristtrapgasstationheniousgiftshopplace. Well anyways we went in, paid our 1 bill for admissh, and fucking went the fuck in to see what THETHING was. Well beats us, we had to ask because there was just a grippitygwop of crap. There were like old cars(one which supposedly belonged to Hitler{wtf?}) and tractors it looked like people were living like back behind the store in a trailer...bizarre set up. We later had to ask the sales associate what the thing was and he told us it was.....(well I can't give it away) haha...na it was this dead body that they found in a cave...um okay I don't really know how well they are preserving some of the things in this "thing" museum but it was truly strange and eerie a little bit. The gift shop had oodles of offensive junky gawdy nic-nac-crap. It was funny to see some of it like...It was funny to see the races of the southwest minimized to a stereotype. LOLZ. In fact the embodiment of each stereotype actually worked in this place. Plus there were Transformers at the gas station part, or at least they should of been.  All in all we weren't even bothered that we missed the show. It was an adventure we had a blast. "You pickin up what Im putting down?"
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