wednesday nite 7/7/10

The other nite we went out met some cool peeps and had a super fun nite at burts and then hung out with some friends...pretty awesome to say the least...we all got so lifted and I was very very toasted to say the least.

The Keeks

the.Keeks.and I in the Burts WC

Burts hallway

girl

cyrus/flux

wake

amps&shiz

drunkies

patrick&mari.v.

patrick

bouncer

mj

mj2

indoorcigg

blaceiterwut

laughs

we are indeed

Tommy got new cards...pretty dope

home&clean

pieces i made for my mom...

epoxy resin soft cut lino and archival monochrome print on wooden boxes

CRUSH OF THE MONTH: JUNE

TV PARTY TONITE!!!(TV party-Black Flag)

T.V: All of them... not one in particular...have made crush of the month this month. Last month there were no crushes no one was crushworthy at all quite honestly and this month I've been in hibernation so the TV has been the only thing I'm huggin on. I don't care if you're one of those pretentious people who have decided that they,"won't watch TV." WHATEVES!!!! Television is like one of the best educational tools known to man in my personal opinion but I also happen to be very much in love with my television. Anyways doesn't matter how you feel about that electrical picture box....kiss on that TV set tonite and then Zombie the fuck out.

Reasons to crush on your box this month are: TV will never fart inappropriately or leave unflushed piss in your toilet. TV will never have an existential crisis and will never tell you to shut up when you're crying. TV will never push you or threaten you. TV will never upset you intentionally. TV will never break your heart( I mean unless you're a freak and expecting the TV to have a human relationship with you). It really will never let you down unless you don't have a DVR/TiVo; although I wouldn't recommended getting a TiVo just for the sheer reasoning that you will become junked out on the tube.

 

I'm honestly such a tv junkie; I record old Seinfeld episodes and random tv so I can watch those episodes when there is nothing on and when all that fails I can attach myself to my comp.USA. and watch tv on the internet. Talk about an addiction. My TV is always there for me when I get high so I can watch all my tivo'd Adult Swim Cartoons,Tosh.0 and Adventure Time. Why would anyone leave the house. Who needs human interaction anyways when my ultimate crush is Meatwad. Although there is so much bad television out there some of that bad tv is pretty decent. The E! network is extremely entertaining and gives a pretty good look into our American society and how shallow everyone really is and how pop culture is disintegrating our youth and our own generation's originality and moral compasses.  Like I said, TV as an educational tool is really quite an amazing thing.  TV as a friend is great never lets you down really unless there is nothing on or explodes. So in the words of Black Flag,"Don't talk about anything else We don't wanna know! We're dedicated To our favorite shows!" GO HUG YOUR TV THIS MONTH FO REAL ON THE REAL.

the.WARSyo

STAR WARS. YOU ARE AWESOME. EMPIRE TURNS 30 TODAY. I will be watching it. My fave(besides Return of the Sith.) Also My b-day is Sunday so if anyone wants to come over and play Dreamcast/sing/dance/watch tv/get lifted/drunkface with me that day then i'm in and you should hit me up.

not too long ago

The.Keeks and I went out with Gizz these are a couple pics from that nite as well as a few of when we went out with Mikey one nite.   

The Keeks

Gizz and Adam

J.Lightning and THE.KEEKS.

Look at that face Gisela is giving me.haha

Smirks

Aww.

The best table at Anodyne and maybe ever in the WORLD.

Worst Pants EVER(wtf? fo real)

Fuckin stupid line at Burts(Uhhh like why is there a line even at all)

The Keeks

Strange Menu

HAAAAA

duh

duhII

Hope you liked that er whatev.

Um Anyways. 

all i have to say is

THIS GUY RIGHT HERE KNOWS WHATS UP.

CRUSH OF THE MONTH:APRIL

JAILBAIT:

Word up. So i'm on the Jailbait tip as always. Come on I can't help myself.

TAKE YOUR PICK:

JAMES OSTERLUND:
So James is one fine piece of Osterlund ass. Seems to run in the fam. He is pretty pretty pretty goodlookin just like the other one(PAUL duhhh!!). He plays tennis, goes to Rio Rancho High and is supa smart. He's been molded by the best of the best. Mos Def one of Burque's Finest. I'm also pretty sure he's up on his b-ball game and soccer game.  Quite the catch for the younger ladies fo sho fo sho.  James definitely has it going on. I think even I've hit on him in a moment of weakness(of course that was over 3 months ago {maybe longer-my bad J.Osterlund} or some shiz).  On his facebook his interests include: HOT BABES, MUSIC,SCIENCE, ART,and  PHILOSOPHY(yes I did my Facebook market research ). Can't really go wrong with that.  He Hails C-Town where all the flyassdudes are at. DUH. I mean I dunno if you've ever tapped that demographic but DAMNN boys be unreal in Corrales fo real. He's totally funny and witty and he also has an awesome personality to back up his cute self. So when all is said and done. He's just a great guy and total babe. He is close with a particular lady she is quite fine as well and shes the girl C.O.M..  You can FB friend him here.

Photo by Julia L.

but not this one.

  Or This One

 ROSABELLE EALES:
This Awesome Jewish Sweetie is soo absolutely beautiful and on top of that she is super interesting and happens to be my sister from another mister. I absolutely adore this girl and if you knew her you probs would adore her too. She is like one of the most beautiful girls I have ever known and yes boys. I have seen her naked. LOLZ..be jealous.  She's a fineass fo sho. She goes to Pius and writes her spanish papers in Hebrew!!! She was born in London and also grew up in Berkeley. Talk about dope.as.fuck. She is most certainly a heartbreaker just like yours truly. SO WATCH OUT(j/k) but no really.  She's super well rounded. She's traveled quite a bit, is super articulate and listens to some pretty sweet tunes. She also has this Fugazi shirt that I want.  She's got super cute styles and when she's not with me going on wild vacations you can find her at home snuggling her teddy bears(na, I wish that that though). She's super colorful and I just really enjoy her company. You can Facebook friend her here. You can tell she's a chosen one.

These Photos by Me: J.Lightning.

But Not This One.

Here you guys go...feast your eyes on a beautiful couple( i also did not take this picture although i wish i could of seen them at their dance..cutes)