CRUSH OF THE MONTH: September

Yea I know I haven't posted a crush in a while not since June or July I suppose. I really just have been so busy doing different things. But I feel we need a little entertainment and some crushes to crush on. I'm picking lo-fi indie king Ariel Pink, (link to his site and here's a link to his myspace.)he's super amazing, he's cute, and super into his craft which is amazingly sexy. I love Ariel Pink I think he's soo effin progressive he plays like every instrument ever and the overall production of Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti...every album..is perfect. I don't care how much you want to hate on him he's serio genius. Its like a fusion of like Velvet underground/60s cali rock and Michael Jackson sounds like it does not belong on earth. Pop Nostalgia. Makes me want to...I mean feel like i'm in a bathroom doing illicit things but hearing the sweetest muffled sounds of my life. But no samples at all. Its intergalactic,fuzzy,beautiful,intricate, meticulous, noise genius. In love HxC. Dude is hot too. I got the chance to see him a couple years back and he blew my mind like my face was melted literally I was standing with maybe 13 people watching him in over 100 degree weather. My heart skipped beats as sweat rolled down both of our faces. It was unreal. He's bizarre and completely next level mane. You can listen to his NPR interview and listen to some tunes here its approx 14 mins. He's so awesome, I mean he's just like super real and not trying to sugar coat anything. He is what he is: totally respectable.  Before Today(2010) is one of my favorite albums to come out so far lately. I'm soo into it. I can't even begin to relate it to anyone but myself. I mean I aint even gonna do a girl to crush on cuz Ariel is the only one to crush on really. So I will be listening to Worn Copy and Before Today all the rest of this month pretty much at least it will be in my list of heady listening to. BEVERLY KILLS:(right click to save and download left for link to stream.)Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti.So yea, I'm totally creamed over Ariel Pink.

CRUSH OF THE MONTH: JUNE

TV PARTY TONITE!!!(TV party-Black Flag)

T.V: All of them... not one in particular...have made crush of the month this month. Last month there were no crushes no one was crushworthy at all quite honestly and this month I've been in hibernation so the TV has been the only thing I'm huggin on. I don't care if you're one of those pretentious people who have decided that they,"won't watch TV." WHATEVES!!!! Television is like one of the best educational tools known to man in my personal opinion but I also happen to be very much in love with my television. Anyways doesn't matter how you feel about that electrical picture box....kiss on that TV set tonite and then Zombie the fuck out.

Reasons to crush on your box this month are: TV will never fart inappropriately or leave unflushed piss in your toilet. TV will never have an existential crisis and will never tell you to shut up when you're crying. TV will never push you or threaten you. TV will never upset you intentionally. TV will never break your heart( I mean unless you're a freak and expecting the TV to have a human relationship with you). It really will never let you down unless you don't have a DVR/TiVo; although I wouldn't recommended getting a TiVo just for the sheer reasoning that you will become junked out on the tube.

 

I'm honestly such a tv junkie; I record old Seinfeld episodes and random tv so I can watch those episodes when there is nothing on and when all that fails I can attach myself to my comp.USA. and watch tv on the internet. Talk about an addiction. My TV is always there for me when I get high so I can watch all my tivo'd Adult Swim Cartoons,Tosh.0 and Adventure Time. Why would anyone leave the house. Who needs human interaction anyways when my ultimate crush is Meatwad. Although there is so much bad television out there some of that bad tv is pretty decent. The E! network is extremely entertaining and gives a pretty good look into our American society and how shallow everyone really is and how pop culture is disintegrating our youth and our own generation's originality and moral compasses.  Like I said, TV as an educational tool is really quite an amazing thing.  TV as a friend is great never lets you down really unless there is nothing on or explodes. So in the words of Black Flag,"Don't talk about anything else We don't wanna know! We're dedicated To our favorite shows!" GO HUG YOUR TV THIS MONTH FO REAL ON THE REAL.

CRUSH OF THE MONTH:MARCH

CLICK ON IMAGES FOR FULL VIEW I DUNNO WHY THIS STUPID THING KEEPS CUTTING OFF ON THE SIDE I DUNNO HOW TO FIX IT.

FOR THE LADIES: ASH STYMEST: (you can check his stats and look at his work at the link) So Yea Yea, I know maybe I'm the only one who's into younger dudes but I mean look at how ridiculously gorgeous this guy is...SHIIIT. Ash is only 18 years old and has already appeared on any magazine that is even relevant concerning fashion. He was even requested personally by one of my photoheros Hedi Slimane to be shot for a bunch of work, and why wouldn't he be so established at such a young age? He's appeared on covers like i-D, Dazed and Confused, Vogue Hommes Japan, Vogue, Vogue Italy/Russia. He's also walked in Balenciaga, Comme des Garcons Homme Plus, Lanvin, plus more...and get this ENGLISH ACCENT and plays drums. I mean he's absolutely gorge and def enough to make any chick no matter what age cream her pants. So yup, There you go girls...print out some pics take them into your bathroom and start the fantasy. Serio. DUDE IS FIIINE. He has really great hair. He's Tall and has big feet...now what does that say...DAYUMMM. I'm still trying to get a grip on myself and pull up my panties. Thinking I could have a streak of pedefilia. But Really.This Guy is UNREAL .





















 FOR THE GENTLEMEN: Georgia JAGGER:
Yes she was born from two goodlooking heartbreakin badasses: MICK JAGGER AND JERRY HALL. She is quite a sight to see. She looks like some awesome 1960s playboy pinup. I'm so intrigued with her face sometimes I can't look away. Its amazing to me how genetics work. This girl has that teeth imperfection thing down to a tee. She's super young like 17 or 18 and 6 ft somethin. Like I said, I'm deeming myself a youth lover. I'm still young but hey these kids are younger. She's English and has modeled for pretty much everyone...I was exposed to her in some beautiful shots taken of her in W. WOW. Right now she's the Hudson Jeans girl and recently took over Gisele's job as the face of Versace. MY.GOOD.GOD. Boys this is serious. She is a beauty to be reckoned with. Totally stunning. There are some people in the world that make you just appreciate beauty in humanity and Georgia Jagger is definetely one of those people for me.

CRUSH OF THE MONTH: FEBUARY

Alright so I know there was no january crush and thats because I've been smoking too much pot and have been too lazy/busy to do much of anything including chill it with people. I also have had this 3 week obligation to do my civic duty and report to jury duty whenever my randomly assigned number is called. WTF? Back to the crushes I have two a female and a male. Now, I know neither of these people and they don't know me either but they are def my crushes of the moment right now. First up for the Ladies, and yes I figured I would start out the new year with someone who is completely irrelevant to anyone except me. Sam: He's responsible for doing things that are like totally unheard of and that pretty much entails doing copious amounts of drugs on the Internets and then seeing how many pushups he can do afterwards. Yes, sounds reckless but really who doesn't need this in their lives. I mean, I would be surprised if I didn't have a crush on him. He's ridiculous fine as well. I mean those baby blues, that pedifile mustache i mean he does have one downfall and that is he had to stop doing wasted pushups on streetbonersandtvcarnage.com( and if you don't already read that blog i suggest you do. they rate people on the streets based on a scale of pussycats its like dos and don'ts in vice being that gavin mcginnis the co creator of this blog site and sam metteer's uncle i believe made do's and don'ts popular for vice) HOW CAN A GIRL GO WRONG!!! really. It was basical love at first site for me as soon as he took a hit of meth and proceeded to do 5 pushups I mean he really is great I've seen him do pushups on top of a naked girl after taking cialis(click if you wanna watch that shiz), it was wonderfully humorous and completely obscene, my two favorite things. Unfortunately, he can no longer do wasted pushups as he had to fly back to canada because he's doing some mining up there in victoria. PRETTY WEIRD. Its almost nearly impossible to find any of the wasted pushups on the internet but i've shared a couple on my facebook and I'll share a couple here. I have no idea if he is single or taken and it really doesn't matter because if I ever see him,well.....you know. Currently I am debating whether or not to facebook friend him...i'm really not sure yet. but yes check out that flannel,oh baby so fine NEXT UP: LESLEY ARFIN... Yes the crushes are in semi relation because Lesley too is a Vice graduate. She blogs at cafeconlesley.blogspot.com and on platform and sometimes on streetbonersandtvcarnage.com. She also used to be the editor in chief at MISSBEHAVE, which was litterally the flyest magazine ever made on this planet, too bad the print industry is in ruins and that magazine went under.Anyways, She's pretty amazing and if you haven't read her book DEAR DIARY you should its very relatable, at least for me. You can check out her DEAR DIARY Channel on Vice its got a few episodes and she's just signed on to be exec producer of a DEAR DIARY tv show due to air on mtv this year. She's funny, Jewish, and used to be a heroin addict. She is from New Jersey but now she lives in new york and an ex of mine has told me that he's seen her drinking coffee reading her own book in nyc, not only was i thrilled to hear this but also extemely jealous because i mean, really, its fucking barfinarfin. Her twitter is the only twitter I actually follow. I wish I was her. Last year I sent her a myspace message and she sent me one back and it was basical amazing, por serio. She's fuckin brilliant and I love her. I wish I could be her.SLASH.Marry Her. Mostly I think she loves cats, she has a boyfriend had a public access show with him a while back about shoes and socks and loves chewing bubble gum, smoking ciggs, writing, dressing sweet, being bff with chloe sevigny, being sober,dj.ing and just all in all being a sweet ass lady.(note: i had to take the pics down of sam cuz he works for a catholic school and has a rep to uphold)